Latex Gloves: how they are made
Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
gloves.
'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.
'No, I don't,' she replied.
'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank
of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry,
then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'
She didn't crack a smile.
'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.
'What's so funny?' he asked.
'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'
HOW WE RAISE KIDS IN KENTUCKY
> Miss Sally Edwards
> > Is a highly esteemed third grade teacher at Mercer County Elementary
> > School.
> >
> > In an effort to prepare her students for the all-important KATS test,
> > She compiled an exam consisting of 20 questions, which she administered
> > to her class last Tuesday. The exam purposely covered a broad array of
> > topics.
> > I call your attention to question # 11, which simply read:
> >
> > LIST, IN ANY ORDER, THE FOUR SEASONS:
> >
> > 1. ________ 2. ________ 3.________ 4. ________
> >
> >
> >
> > Now, could you possibly imagine
> > That 67% of the students
> > Gave the following answer?
> >
> >
> > 1. SQUIRREL SEASON
> > 2. DEER SEASON
> > 3. RABBIT SEASON
> > 4. TURKEY SEASON
> >
> > GOD BLESS Kentucky ....
Bubba Had Shingles
Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Bubba:
Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had.. Bubba said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.
Bubba said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles.' So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'
Bubba said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??
The Riding Lawnmower
Soon after my wife and I met,
she mentioned how she really wished that
she could afford a riding lawnmower.
She was a single gal that worked all day
and was often tired in the evening
when she got home from work.
So, being the handy sort of guy that I was,
I made her a riding lawnmower.
I guess I thought that
she would squeal with delight
and give me a big hug.
To this day,
I have never been able to understand
why women are so darned hard to please.
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