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Salutations magnificent ones,

I would like to introduce myself but you probably already know who I am. I am the one and only Sukmei! Since my popularity on rappelz has reached an all time high, I figure I am kind of a big deal and deserve your attention. I want to first and foremost say I am a man, as member Slowmot1on constantly hits on me because my character is a smoking hot female. Basically I am here to create drama between everyone and every guild. I am on 7 guild “KOS” lists. I’m not sure what “KOS” means but I came up with the following explanations: kan of sex, kiss or sodomy, kup of sugar. Its still up for debate. I come from Celestial where I obtained as much free shit as I could while being a spy for other guilds who in turn provided me with SS. Gotta level some how right? I plan to continue this path of righteousness at all cost to level further. My ultimate goal is to create my own guild called “AfterAfterlife” and take all of your women, half of your members and all of your R5+ pets, nothing crappy like Angels or Kentas. I am going to be an unstoppable army of players with NPC pets including, Grey Saber Tooth Tigers, Masters of KFC and Ninja Turtles. Just for clarification here is my member hate list:

Slowmotion – cuz he gives me R2 thru R4 gear, R5 pets w/R5 gear, but he won’t let me sell anything
Bintang – She sounds too nice therefore she angers me and nice people usually suck at photoshop
Filter – He always gets mad when I PK him and embarrass him in PvP
Cloudz – I kinda like his amount of gay sex he wants to do to me – but won’t hold me afterwards
Aranoch – This guy never helps me with anything except maybe the 2 quests when I asked for them. Where the hell is my R7 pet you promised or was that just talk to get me in bed?

Look over my application. Read it thoroughly, take notes, and send nudes. BTW here are my incredible stats, I know you will be impressed.

Name: Sukmei
Class: Full OB Soul Breeder
Pets: 26 Pantera that I own?, 60 BP, 64 Siren, 75 RP, Slowmot1on’s Rent-a-Pets
Previous Guild: Celestial

Real Name: Kip
Age: 25
Race: Chinese and Irish
Occupation: Performance Automotive Shop Owner
Hobbies: Graphic Design, Auto Racing, Basketball (like a good Asian), Womanizing
TV Appearances: Hot Import Nights, Local News, “How to Catch and Predator” with Chris Hansen seasons 1 and 2
Website: www.drivenauthority.com

This is my roomate, hes a jackass =)

oh and he forgot to mention hes lvl 80 atm - almost 81

not big on sarcasm from people a dont know

LOL seem like you had a good plan going except one thing, the females in AL will eat you alive they scare even me!

LMFAO

/win

womanizing -_-

im not scared of them, bring it!!!!!!

sukmei







DONT MESS !

lol @bin

Bin - is that what you use if filter isn't in the mood - *laughs, sees bin coming, runs*

psh i will haunt u down slow!

you mean hunt?
what do they teach you at your school - or are you a ghost trying to haunt me - in which case the word down was not needed =)

bintang is embarrased u knw what she meant slow

I'm asian. I speak no english.

Bintang wrote:

I'm asian. I speak no english.

should have said

Eyes ayshan, eye spek no ingrish

I might have believed you
=P

LOL